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My Nigerian Benefactor

Sweet! Our money worries are over! Paul can go get another expensive master's degree, even!


Dear Friend I am Mrs. Sarah Welsh, an English woman who is suffering from cancerous Ailment. I am married to Sir Jim Welsh who also is an Englishman though Dead now. My husband worked with the Nigeria Railways for over two decade before the cold hand of death took him away on the 23rd of July 2003 at about 2:00AM. Our marriage lasted for over a decade without any fruit of the Womb. (Please, don't say fruit of the womb again.) My husband died after a protracted illness. My husband and I made a vow to uplift the down-trodden and the Less-privileged individuals within the United Kingdom, Europe, North and South America, Africa and the rest of the globe as he had passion for persons who cannot help themselves due to physical disability or financial predicament. I can adduce this to the fact that he needed a Child from this relationship, which never came. When my late husband was alive he deposited the sum of 10 Million (Ten Million Dollars with a bank in Nigeria. Presently, this money is still with the Bank. Recently, my Doctor told me that I have a limited or numbered days on earth and that my life span will not exceed 150days due to the cancerous problems I am suffering from. (Cancerous problems?) Though what bothers me most is the stroke that I have in addition to the cancer. (I can see how that would be vexing.) With this hard reality that has befallen my family, and me I have decided to donate this fund to a on-governmental, or a non Religious, and or a non profit organization or better still an Individual, that will utilize this money the way I am going to instruct here in. This gift, which comes from, my husbands sweat (ew) to fund the upkeep of widows, Widowers, orphans, destitute, the downtrodden, physically challenged children, barren-women and persons who prove to be genuinely handicapped financially. It is often said that blessed is the hand that giveth. (Indeed. Who am I to argue?!) I took this decision because I do not have any child that will inherit this money and my husband relatives are bourgeois and very wealthy persons And I do not want my husband Jim Welsh hard earned money to be misused or invested into ill perceived ventures. I do not want a situation Where this money will be used in an ungodly manner, (one has to wonder why it's being offered to me, then) hence the reason for taking this bold decision. I am not afraid of death hence I know where I am going. I know that I am going to be with the Almighty when I eventually pass on. The Almighty will fight my case and I shall hold my peace. I do not need any telephone communication in this regard due to my deteriorating Health and because of the presence of my husband relatives around me. I do not want them to know about this development. (I completely understand this part. My husband's relatives are also extremely untrustworthy.) With God all things are possible. As soon as I receive your reply to my private email: sarahwelsh03@yahoo.com.hk , include: Full name and Address,Telephone number, Age, Occupation, I Shall give you the contact of the bank in Nigeria (why is it always Nigeria?) for the claim of the fund. I will also issue you a Certificate Of Deposit that will empower you as the original beneficiary of this fund. My happiness is that I lived a life worthy of emulation. Please always be prayerful all through your life. Any delay in your reply will give me room in sourcing for a Non-governmental, or a non religious, and or a non profit organization on Or better still an individual for this same purpose. Please assure me that you will act just as I have stated herein. Hope to hear from you soon and God bless you and members of your family. Mrs. Sarah Welsh. (Benefactor)

So let's see - the destitute, the downtrodden and persons who prove to be genuinely handicapped financially....me, me....ME! You know I knew when I got up this morning it was going to be a good day! I'm not sure how I live up to "being prayerful all my life" but maybe they won't neccessarily check up on that part.


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Matt Sincell:

I, too, am destitute, and have been waiting for years for an answer from god. And here you are. My friend, and rich now. Please remember those even less fortunate than your unfortunate self. Donate to the Matt Sincell destitution fund. God will smile.

Kristen:

My Dear Mrs. Welsh,
I trust and pray that the holy virgin mother marY, beloved Womb carrier producing jesus Fruit, has kept you, well... well. As far as "well" can be expected in your current dire straits. In my life, though we never have met, I have prayed for you and your husband, the good mr. Welsh. I trust that it is the divine non-religious, non-profit, non-government angels from above that have led you to me. I accept your offer with great humility and thanks. Be assured that I will indeed use your money as you wish by buying McDonald franchises throughout the mid-west. My McDonalds will be unique in that we will have the Mrs. Welsh cheese Burger with 100% Velveeta claiming most of the caloric intake.
Knowing how your cancerous stroke and grief, not to mention the secrets you must keep from your family can be trying and tiring, I will indeed release you from reading further in this communication.
Thank you for the gift. You have chosen well.
May the angels of Heaven and Mercy speed you away to the place where you will go, when you will go.
Grace to my benfactoress!
With much gratitude and cheese,
Jessica

Once you get this dough, I'll pray with you for $100 a prayer. Totally.

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